Friday, December 31, 2010

Paragon V Drive Transmission Diagrams

year


the last morning of the year: coffee and Monty Python,
and hoping that good come the new year .
a hug, if there is anyone out there, and this videíto understand very well that any painter who has done commissioned work;)

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

How Much Does It Cost To Make Hot Chocolate

firing sometimes stand still now also living

Since everything is built into something for no reason rightly or
as Architecture, planned and then abandoned because
when culminates
live later in the sun and shade, for a certain number of years.
Who cares what went before? There is no possibility of going back
because standing death means, and life is moving
moving toward death. But sometimes sit still
also live.

John Ashbery, fragment Bungalows, Colecccion Viewer poetry.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Removing Construction Adhesive From Brick

easyopen unknown brand sausages "charro"

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Keratosis Polaris Neutrogena

smile

veneciou 2010

Monday, December 13, 2010

What Do You Need To Get Plates In Ontario

urban way a woman does not sleep here

"A day like this, a little later or earlier, you find no surprise that something ; works, which, to speak without hesitation, do not know how to live, not ever know.
The sun is on the roof sheeting. The heat in the attic is unbearable. You're sitting, cornered between the bank and ledge, with a book open on his knees. Do not read and in a while. Your eyes remain fixed on the white wooden shelf in a pink plastic bowl into which corrodes six socks. Smoke from your cigarette left in an ashtray stands, straight or nearly so, and forms an unstable layer below the ceiling set by tiny cracks.
Something broke, something is broken. Since you're not - how shall I say? - Held: something that you thought, you think, you have comforted until then, you made my heart, a sense of your existence, your makes almost the impression of being attached, swimming in the world, suddenly leaves you. "Georges Perec

of A man who sleeps



You left the University and you did not know where to go. you go to your home. Now you drink coffee with milk and do not mind it maybe tomorrow night and not wake up. You can not stop reading , to think aloud and in the second person, and but the reading is at times heavy (wonderful), you can not stop smiling because, in addition to the book is well bastard, you knew while taking this bus at the Uni, you know Now you do the fool in the second person, and started your holiday: D


Perec


Saturday, December 11, 2010

White Shark Megalodon

meat





Cheesy Quotes About Love

Motorcyclists Lithic s02e02 passengers: Aliens, Exopolitics and university grid column



I: Good morning

They say over there in the mid-nineteenth century, Joseph Johann Littrow, director of the Vienna Observatory, proposed the idea of \u200b\u200bdigging canals giant geometric designs in sands of the Sahara, fill with water, then with kerosene and set on fire. That way, he said, could be extraterrestrial civilizations communicate the existence of intelligent life on Earth. At that time, not a few believed that the moon might be inhabited, and the question of life on Mars was widespread conjecture. Some years before, Franz von Baron assured Gruithuisen have identified a city on the moon through his telescope, and even speculated that the Venusian cloud cover (which we now know is sulfuric acid) was due to festivals devoted to native fire agreements. In December 1900, Madame Clara GOUGET Guzman, wealthy French aristocrat, announced a prize of one hundred thousand francs to "a person of any nation in the next ten years to find the means to communicate with a star and get an answer." There was talk of stars, not planets: Mars, it was assumed, was an inhabited planet, so that communication with the Martians would be too easy, not worthy of the award. The mysterious words today are: a gourd TV.

II: Calling all aliens
The issue of communication with other planets has been present in the scientific community and among the popular since long before space exploration allowed us to get out of ours. Has been an inspiration to a lot of novels and movies, and so in general we consider it more a matter belonging to the realm of fiction. However, some have raised interesting questions about what would be the reaction of the human species to a possible communication of this type, and suggest that, at the end of the day, as a species we are not prepared for an event of this kind: we consider so unreal, that if one day come to pass our feedback on both human civilization might not be very good.

This lack of foresight of a possible scenario for alien contact has been the subject of novels (later turns movies) as Sphere, Michael Crichton, and Contact by Carl Sagan. In the first, a group of experts was assembled to investigate a device immersed in the peaceful, presumably, is an alien spacecraft buried there three centuries ago. The group is composed of an astrophysicist, a biologist, a mathematician (by that universal language) and a psychologist expert in trauma. Technical team will add a United States military, missing more. The thing ends in disaster, because the characters, who are very skilled in their fields, unable to drive at the prospect of a meeting that can so dramatically change the paradigms of humanity, and are not prepared to deal with intelligence alien.

In the novel by Carl Sagan, a researcher at the SETI Program (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) captures a signal from a distant star, a sequence of the first 261 prime numbers, which seems to prove the existence of intelligence in space abroad. The message is also contained plans for an interstellar transportation machine, it is built and tested (the least for its occupants) that such travel is possible. The point is that the return to Earth only to find that it has only been here a few minutes (seconds in the movie, where there is only one astronaut) and not recorded tapes proving that the trip is done. Ultimately, the world turns its back to travelers because they can not produce evidence that the trip happened.

III: The lunatics are another cosmos, "said one
Alfred L. Canadian Webre, JD, co-founder of the Institute for Cooperation in Space, pacifist recognized consultant to government initiatives and generating preventive use of outer space for military purposes, Colima was invited to a few weeks (months?) by the Unified Union of Workers of the University of Colima, and the Coordination of Scientific Research, then headed by Dr. Jesus Muñiz, accredited university long career, also coordinator State Science and Technology, guiding man, say the experts. The invitation from one doctor to another occurred in order that the former offer a conference on Expololítica, issue that is expert, and that has to do with the operation maps politics, law and government from a intergalactic perspective.

Presumably Muñiz being a man of science, and understanding the university as a place for ideas, it seemed to bring Webre was correct. In addition, the bottom line of the speech of Dr. Webre, beyond what some can consider extravagant, unlikely or pseudoscientific, focuses on the imperative that the human species deprived of cooperation, peace and harmony to achieve progress as a civilization . Above, the prospect does not seem negligible to hear an opinion on how they can be the possible relationships with other intelligences, just in case. And Crichton and Sagan warned us not to
vaig be.

The point is that Alfred Webre also speaks of things that those who have some respect for The scientific method produce discomfort, so to speak. Accept ideas such as dimensional portals, interplanetary transfer as a matter of daily life, time travel, and international plots, it is not easy. The least that one does in such cases is to stay quietly out of respect for the beliefs of others, to say no, then after you "and take what you consider useful than it provides the speaker. After all who came to her talk all they got was more information and offering a broader perspective to consider the universe, and every one who decided how much or how no use of the info.

III: Check them Polish friend
However, the issue soon escalated into a pretext for political broadside. Supported by the sensationalist media coverage of some Colima they decided to report only the scandal of the conference, and make a mockery of organizing a group of teachers led by researcher Alfredo Arana (who's credentials and academic achievements do not prevent a flowery language in public forums) went on the attack and not the speaker and his ideas (because they were not at the conference he and the new coordinator for Scientific Research UdeC) but of the organizer of the event, making use of ridicule and disqualification a manner, which lueguito becoming apparent political interests beyond criticism for bringing a speaker of questionable ideas. It is no longer aliens, it is to put a public trip to the Rector.

newspaper Ecos de la Costa played their part in the merequetengue to report only the outrageousness of the talk, and then publish a picture of Dr. Jesús Muñiz tricked in which he portrayed as alien. Then the director will "apologize" in a column, saying that "we return to us for a training error" (which raises questions about the internal organization of the day), without removing the fact that the coup had already given.

As a result, the ball keeps rolling, and began the clarifications by those invited Alfred Webre to Colima, and just as some have tried to put Dr. Muñiz under a cloth of ridicule, the doctor has looked Arana alone under his own light artillery to lead the mud, showing the level of discourse. In conclusion, there has been good, neither the speaker nor the organizer, not those who would exploit to attack, or the newspaper. Worse, the deeper message of Webre, who has to do with human solidarity, international cooperation, peace among nations, and the need to progress together, is the least has been vented to the public. Take her there, comrades.

Despite everything, an optimistic interpretation of this may be that although all the characters came scratched, the bailout is that ultimately the University has been shown as an open forum for ideas, however radical they be. Let's stay, at least, with that positive.

The network is the first season of this column: www.ernestocortes.com. The second one can be tracked by Facebook under the name of Lithic column. Ahista every weekend, so soon. On Twitter: @ ernestocortes. I read: Ernesto@CuerdaCueroyCanto.com.

Strep Skin Rashes Images

Lithic s02e01: Dying on Facebook


I: Good morning
La Jornada Semanal, cultural and literary supplement of the national daily, titled "Five years after the end of the world," the latest edition of December 1995. At that time, devoted 8 pages to the publication of stories by young authors who wrote about the year 2000 from perspectives ranging from the apocalyptic to the playful. Naief Yehya, a pioneer in Mexico of network analysis, wrote a story for the occasion in which the protagonist's wife, when he died, became a website. At that time web sites were a rarity in Mexico, and barely beginning to glimpse its commercial and social potential, so the literary proposal of Yehya sounded extravagant that no longer exist on the vital plane, one line of code become programmed to continue living in the network. Today, a decade after the end of the world was not, the literature has come true. The mysterious words today are: death in times of the network.

II: Still with us
A year ago, I deeply regretted the loss of a former student who was very fond of and with whom I shared tablados several times by both music and theater. This girl was very talented, and dedicated himself successfully to the stage and towards the end of his life, filmmaking. He studied in Mexico City when he suffered an accident that left him brain dead. Days later he said goodbye.

Not long before we were reunited via Facebook, and by this means is that I was hearing about his adventures in Mexico City and their artistic achievements. In the days following his death, his Facebook profile was filled with messages from friends and family, in which said goodbye to him, expressing affection, and regretted his departure. Although I had never seen anything like that, did not seem so strange that event, given the changes that are represented in our daily communication social networks. What surprised me was that spent the weeks and months, and friends followed him, leaving messages, but not in mourning tone, but like "today we see in the movies at 6:00, is a very good movie" or "see you in the party to shoot, tomorrow at 9 : 00. "

As if he were alive, friends continued to write, send messages of Merry Christmas, a happy birthday, see you in the evening, thanks for the strength you give me. To date I still write, and several times a week someone goes through the wall to leave a message. In your profile cyberspace, there are still plenty of life.

IV: necropolitics
The April 17, 2007 a student of Polytechnic Virginia closed with a chain outside a classroom block, and began to shoot at everything that moved. Reached with their bullets to 62 students, of whom 34 would die, and then shot himself. The killing shocked the United States, and resonated throughout the world. That night, George Bush gave a message of sympathy that included the peculiarity that for the first time a president of this country spoke of blogs, and how young people relate to the network. Friends and relatives of the deceased students began to leave messages on their Facebook profiles, and soon became a mass phenomenon that was previously unknown: the social networking accounts that become a memorial to the departed.

Facebook At that time was not quite prepared to deal with these situations. Should he allow the accounts were active from the dead? Should I remove them? There are privacy considerations involved. What, for example, if, in the midst of the messages of sympathy or affection, someone not very edifying reveal things about the deceased, or put to publicly insult his memory accounts receivable? At the time Facebook was three years old, and only a few months of being open to the public (before membership was exclusively preparatoriana university), the company aimed at a younger audience and did not consider that users would eventually begin to die, no defined strategies in this regard. For now, the policy was that if there was clear evidence that a user had died (by notice of relatives and verification of the documents), the profile was deleted.

However, many called for the continuation of the profiles of the students killed at Virginia Tech to leave messages of condolence on them, and Facebook had to begin to reconsider their policies. Currently, if a user is notified that dies and there is clear evidence of this, the system offers to relatives or friends two options: delete the profile, or keep it as a memorial blocking certain sections and limiting the use of your account (you can not add new friends, for example). Recently added the instruction not to list the name in searches, or use it to offer services of social interaction, the latter from complaints from users receiving the system alive invitations to "reconnect" with people who killed through algorithms had identified as Facebook users with little or no activity on their accounts.

IV: The machine
This is as Macondo in his beginnings, when "the world was so recent that many things lacked names, and had to bring them to mention finger. " Facebook is so recent that have not yet adjusted to the needs of its users.

One of every 14 inhabitants of the planet has a Facebook account. Currently, the population sector over 65 years is the most rapidly adopting this network, tripling its number of hits per month of May 2009 to May 2010. There are 350 000 users per employee of this online community, making it impossible to have a direct monitoring of what happens, especially to realize who are dying. As solutions, Facebook sees more specialized logarithms (eg, user profiles identifying dead from words and key phrases left on the walls) that could become operational in the coming months.

Facebook functionality has changed the world in an extremely short period of time, and has become a sort of autobiographical container in which people document their relationships, interests, and everyday life through photographs, videos , notes, thoughts, pokes, likes, and a number of virtual devices that determine the new communication between friends. Just as Facebook has managed to become an inescapable part of modern life, must adapt and grow to also offer a decent, humane and socially responsible for friends and relatives of users who are dying. Es la evolución que nos tocará presenciar y en la que, eventualmente, de manera inevitable, habremos de participar.

VI: Nican mopohua, ome.
Aquí inicia la segunda temporada de la Columna Lítica, por el momento a través de la página web de la Secretaría de Administración del Estado de Colima (very unlikely but welcoming forum) y a través de Facebook (faltaba más). Estaremos leyéndonos aquí cada tanto, por lo pronto, y ya iremos viendo. En la red hay estas y otras letras: www.ErnestoCortes.com. Los leo: Ernesto@CuerdaCueroyCanto.com. En Twitter: @ernestocortes.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Canadian Seizure Auctions

love weather eye: Banksy


Secret Life from reynold.reynolds on Vimeo .

I discovered a newspaper article and now I can not stop watching your videos and feel in the pit of my stomach something between pleasure and dizziness. In it, a room come alive, and thoughts of the girl who lives seem to become wild, growing throughout the property. Time lags and free routines hunger. Then the narrative of desire embodied in space.

"There will be a 'storyteller', a storyteller, but it certainly is a provocative sensations." I want to make clear the difference between images and sensations. In my work are linked, but my inspiration stems from my imagination, and there are images, and then produce the work, which sometimes leads to different feelings than I had anticipated. " Reynolds El Pais.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Aoe2 Nocd Patch -gameburnworld

Distribution envelopes SpongeBob sticker from El Corte Ingles

ask my nephew if they are following the collection of trading cards that give SpongeBob now as a promotion in the supermarkets of the centers of the English Court. All of them, of very different ages, I say no, that sucks. I'm surprised this categorical statement because, regardless of the popularity of the character, the graphic details of envelopes and cards seem pretty care free of charge and the fact to sell a small metal box and a special album with plastic compartments that collectors may choose between two ways of saving idea is a beautiful art, conceptual and trade has also been widely put into practice.

I argue my nephews, then his strong opinion. The promotion seems like a crap and a scam because all the envelopes they always play exactly the same cards. To test this, her mother is my sister gives me the envelope that you received from your previous order and they do not even want to open. Seven. Given that they give you an envelope for every 15 euros of purchase, calculate the high amount and large amount of a purchase for a large family like this. Then I open them I see that my nephews are right and make the picture accompanying this post that displays the contents of each of the envelopes. I gather

SORTING sticker that is a mechanical task optimized under the following procedure: machinery decide a particular combination of picture cards, enveloping this sequence a number of times, choose another combination, re-enveloping and back again. To prevent the envelopes with the same content to accumulate together at the end of this task, just do a mixture of all the envelopes produced in a given period of time. But this logic and simple operation has avoided both before packing in boxes at the factory and in its distribution centers. The conclusion of this error is that the kids think that the promotion is shit and not put pressure on those conducting purchase in their homes to come to these supermarkets in particular, that is what is always looking for a promotion to the chavalería.

Note: For more dull (or those coming here from Digg , which effectively amounts to often the same) I reiterate that I have nothing against this promotion.
only consider faulty distribution system of the envelopes.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Expensive Coffee Tables

billboard of Haribo

Dear friends of the Haribo brand (and particularly those responsible for their promotion through advertising in our territory):

Because you are the inventors of gummy bears, one of the few undeniable pop culture icons of our time that scene came from the children's candy, you have an enviable brand image. Your products taste good, are very nice and are uniquely distributed in addition to their German origin, many countries around the world. To make matters worse, you are lucky enough that most consumers fond of jellybeans or suspect or even wonder what they are made, to the extent that on several occasions I have seen vegetarian friends to eat them without compunction. How do you think to ask from a poster located in the corner grocery in front of my house if I know what they are made gummy bears? Do you not understand that answer you can give me for? Of course I know what they are made. They consist mainly of sugar and gelatin. What is gelatin? A substance obtained by boiling tissue, bone and cartilage dead animals. Do you really believe that disclosing this information that you encourage the consumer to know sales will be beneficial to the gums in general and in particular your teddy bears?

Personally, I doubt enough and I include the poster that illustrates the text in this blog.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Lamisill Not Helping Ringworm

Reynold Reynolds

A frame ' Exit Through the Gift Shop 'by Banksy. - taken from cnn
or something on how to tame a wall ...

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Examples Of Welcome Addresses For Church

a garden in my head Man arrested


Garden Head Lilli Carré from on Vimeo .

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Numéro De Série Tvcenter Pro



"The world as we see it is happening," Paul Tarsus




Bruce Conner





I have not really born to do something, "says Louis, while quickly typing a report on the computer and turn your eyes slow, very slow, to see her companion. Anne, the secretary of the adjacent desk, staring at, smile thanking the period of distraction and slow down your fingers away from the keyboard, do you really think so? "he asks. Luis took a sip of coffee and crack their toes bent under the patent of those black shoes are so fond. Ana

met Luis at the restaurant right away, he was a wonderful cook, only the restaurant closed and then Anne told of a vacancy for a secretary, Luis, a little uncomfortable by the gender of the job, applied, and not surprised they gave him the job. He always got the job.

When I was in the restaurant, says Luis, every time I put to cook a steak, I was staring at her, was waiting for it just right, until you began to open a corridor between me and the man holding the pan. It was like a white tunnel, still without blinking, meat became a mystery and time, heat the oil and flat factors, until I came to myself and continued the work, fortunately the meat almost always arrived on time those dishes and diners may last a long time at work.

secretary now play keys without stopping and re-open the white corridor between me and the fingers on the keyboard. The same thing happened when I was a tailor's assistant and driver of a taxi. Any work dulls me to the point where it is inevitable to leave my body quiet, walking through the white tunnel and walk to the beach. The work is still alone, mechanical, without me, and I can only return to the body after intently watching that sea.

Work from eighteen to life has been, no matter what I do, there comes a time when I go and I'm in the white sand beach that I met when I was ten. My parents took me. That touched the sand and the sea the first time I ate the body. Probably

, Luis, what you need is to go to that beach again, to finish with the stigma, it is not possible, says Ana (while chewing gum with skill) all the time to go and not fantasize Do nothing.

is that this is more than fantasy. Ana did not understand that this is more than fantasy. It is a moment that becomes and stays in my body, provided that accurate sea, always feeling a pleasure about to run over any task, any present.

took months and Anne on his birthday gave Luis a ticket flight to the white sand beach, Luis went to spend his summer holidays there. He came to the beach with fantastic work shirt, that says Fernandez in the right pocket and feet black shoes she loved. He walked a little sand. He dared not touch the water, he sat, watching the terrible waves kicked up little bodies of intrepid surfers. Crustaceans dined with red wine and went to accommodate a hotel. He slept the best night of his life. There was no pleasure, never thought he had enjoyed so much.

awoke the next day as if it had never closed his eyes. He knew that feeling. Then he realized he could not move my hands, cracking or toes, as he used to do all the time, turned in all directions, or at least it was believed that while the idea seized him that he was a place to see everything turning hole. Became acquainted with a strange smell anything. A dim light was responsible for eating everything, Luis could swear that ate up inside the eye.
Numbness
not heard more than the violence of the waves. It took only minutes to realize that his whole body had prepared an ambush. Could feel was opening before him long white corridor that so often hallucinated.

overheard the flight of their own footsteps, recognized the heels of those patent leather shoes that he liked so much, and the more steps were inaudible loudest ever became his own.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Sundaram Bnp Paribas Tax Saver Nav

ryudo

The following story shows how the new technologies and new communication channels, if misused, can worsen a business relationship with a client rather than better.

In early July this year visiting the website ryudo . They have many movies and series that interest me (by Bertrand Blier and Dino Risi, mostly). I'll make an order for about 150 euros, but the description of the editions of some of them are incomplete and do not know if they include subtitles. The company does not support direct communication by mail, so I have to get in touch with them through one of the forms in your web. I ask my question to the department concerned.

Fifteen days after I responded. Decide, then, movies do not ask I do not know if they have subtitles. Nor ask which indicate that there have in stock because I prefer to send only those available that promise to deliver a maximum of 48 hours. I order on 21 July. About 80 euros.

not receive anything in the next 48 hours, or the next day or the other or the other. On 27 July, I finally sent an email in which I say they have no stock of some of the movies I ordered. Now instead of 48 hours say they delivered my package over a period of between 4 and 20 days. Also say, however, are not committed to anything and did not respond to this mail. What if I have any questions please call 902157905 or fill out another form from the web.

hope. Spend 15 days. I'm not receiving anything from them. Well, I lie, yes its spam I receive. Remember: a 50% discount on Blu-rays, another of Solomon Kane and one of the third season of Mad Men. Finally, on August 6th to get back exactly the same mail I received on July 21 where I say wait 4-20 days. It looks like a joke or a mistake. I do not know if now I have to wait another 20 days or if they have been busy and I have sent a mail center. I phone the 902 and exit music. That is, out music, but not even hear a message that say that someone will respond within minutes or their agents are very busy or some shit. No, worse, just music. I try to do several times a couple of days. Nothing, always music.

Once I had forgotten about them, the 24th of August, I receive another mail to say they have sent me, finally my package. Receive nothing in 48 hours. In 902 follows the musical thread and I have no way of contacting them to fill out another form that asked for my order. I answer a week later, on September 1 with back an email with several warnings (no reply to this mail, if you want answer fill a form, etc.) and the following text in italics:

Dear MAURO:

We inform you that we have consulted in messaging and figure they have had any problems with the delivery and we have been calling you provided, but failed to contact you, so please get in touch with messaging on the phone 902162646 (tracking number 0757693401).
I am a little tired of making the idiot calling nuevecerodoses. I set both tweeted counting. I will not keep calling to another 902. Fill another form and I tell them too. Fortunately, I requested payment on delivery, and I tell them that same week I delivered the package of the balls or make it stay. Neither case. Twitter ryudo someone tells me that is now owned by publishing group Planeta.

now finally on September 8, I received another email from them saying:
Dear Mauro: We contact you regarding your order 3e14377486. We inform you that your order has been returned by the carrier. Probably the return is due to an error in the delivery details you have provided or difficult to deliver, not found anyone at the address indicated at the usual hours of delivery. Due to space to store, if we do not hear within a fortnight we will be forced to consider canceling her order.

With the terrible feeling of dealing with robots instead of people, I have sent a final form this morning led by three words: "It is worth to you." Then I tweeted this pair of phrases related to the issue.
I can not believe: ryudo me to say that if do not hear mine in a fortnight considered my order canceled.

But if contacting them and writing them took months! A defective products are.

And later, after I sent several responses other Twitter users with multiple complaints about ryudo Zeleris and I added this in another tweeted:

Oh, I see Zeleris the ryudo transport company, owned by Telefónica. Every time I understand everything better.

then flip. I get a response from the official Twitter ryudo.

@ Tyrexito you tell us what has been the problem with Zeleris? We are trying to detect (sic) incidents and resolve them. Thanks

answer:
Sure, @ DVDGO_Oficial this afternoon tell you my experience with ryudo. I see that going public is the only way reaccionéis.

@ DVDGO_Oficial tweeting a phrase I first community manager:

@ Tyrexito aprovochamos (sic) to let you know that you can write directly to our contact in facebook http://www.facebook.com/dvdgo

To which I answer:

Yes, it will be that, @ DVDGO_Oficial, instead of calling you by telephone and written forms should have gone to your FB. Go to ...

tweeted All this exchange has been open and tweeting Fluzo following:

Very fan of crossing messages between @ and @ DVDGO_Oficial
Tyrexito
Several users tweeted that phrase. The community manager for @ DVDGO_Oficial then decides to delete your first tweeted. Whether by mistake or out of fear that appears after he has been the trigger for the public narrative of this historietilla have just released here.

conclude: ryudo have a website but not updated, maintained a system of forms but does not respond to them, send emails but they are unidirectional, have your queries but is not operational, works with a transportation company that claims to have tried deliver something but it is in the box to try and form some social media does on Twitter and Facebook but erases messages sent to a client these networks.

Thirty years ago, to communicate with Discoplay only had to fill out a coupon printed with pen and then send it by mail. And it worked much more smoothly.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Targeting High End Cigar Smokers

More

There is advertising to the world. For example: I go down the street and I run an ad for a movie in a bus shelter. Maybe I care, maybe not. In case you missed it, I do not feel attacked. I agree that is a message that may be of interest to others.

There is also advertising. If, for example, visited Amazon and, upon entering the system and realize that I am, exclusive seccioncita appears to me that I recommend A new book by Glen Baxter , not only feel rejected by the advertising but I experience deep gratitude for these men-or-so nice bots who bother to give me information so dear to me and, no doubt, buy them what I offer.

But the essence of personalized advertising is based on the knowledge of the tastes and customs that the prospect has decided to trust. Trying to make targeted advertising without knowing it is exposed to scrub the image of a company bus vomiting. Because if I trust my mobile number to a company and uses it to send this indiscriminate advertising by making it clear that despite not to know anything about me or my tastes, abused my trust to steal time and patience, it is logical that advertising perceived as aggression. Movistar

not know if I had to choose between a kick in the stomach and see the football league this year, i would without doubt the first choice. Nor does she know that there is nothing more than hate crafty troublemaker who offers editorial confusing and address me in a family. Well, even so, his minions have had eggs today sent the following hez:

Subscribe to Goltara + 29 channels and never miss the league no matter what happens. Experience the Real Madrid-Osasuna this weekend. Send free sms to tv 22404 or emotion enters TV TV Pack emotion. Subscription price: EUR5 + VAT. Flat rate shipping costs included. To access via Internet and emotion Movistar Daily Rate: 1.18 eur / 10MB (VAT incl.) Overcome 10MB will be billed in blocks of 10MB to 1.18 eur (VAT incl.) Maximum at 11.80 eur / day (VAT incl. ) from which it will be flat rate total for the day, between 00:00 and 23:59 h. (Canary Islands from 23:00 to 22:59 h.). Prices in the country. See terms of service use <> www.movistar.es

What band.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Coca Cola Glider Swing

SMS spam advertising Movistar Promotions

literal text of a received SMS on my phone this week:
Published: August weekends, call and send FREE sms to all for 6e (500min +100 sms) and 3e or 5e sms only outgoing calls. Join FREE calling 1200.
Does "free for six euros? The editors of unsolicited advertising messages may be quite BoBos Movistar by his great understanding or scoundrel for his flawless performance.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Ostrich Feather Centerpieces



"It's only modern one that is anachronistic, because only that is outside of time you can see."

Extracted text on the documenta X in Catherine David, in which claims against the amnesia story and "the anything goes" postmodern. Written by Manuel Borja-Villel. Link.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Swollen Elbow Cant Extend

Movistar Movistar 1004 of Propaganda

burn me with text messages on mobile advertising promotions Movistar messy. Almost every day at the most inappropriate one with a proposed bill twisted, poorly punctuated, without accents and an imaginative use of capital letters. However, yesterday I sent a not very difficult understand which read:
publication: When traveling abroad Connect to internet with your iphone for only 3e/10MB/dia (Europe) and 3e/MB (rest) until September 17. More info 1004
In a sudden attack to believe that perhaps there is any reasonable way to sign up for this offer call the happy 1004. I get a little music and a recording that shells and other promotions. Later, the recording tells me that my call may be recorded and asks me what I want. In explaining the reason for my little machine called me start another string of promotions itemize. After repeatedly yelling the word "commercial" finally get to hear a human business. I tell him what I want. This person does not understand very well my Castilian of the peninsula. I asked my phone number and a few other data. You have no fucking idea what I'm talking about. I do expect to hear the same horrible little music before. Then, without more stories, I hang up. Automatically skip a survey to assess the care provided. Rate: cerote, zero, Nastia, very poor. "Do you want to add anything?" "Yes, that you may be the shit."

called again, repeat the process until another man who also understands business too well my Castilian tough. Prompt me again and again I do expect putting a little music. I finally confesses that your computer has an impact and it is better to hang up and call back to 1004. I wonder if the "problem" has only the computer or all the service of 1004. I replied that it was a "widespread impact." I ask then what the hell I'm going to call again. He tells me that if I want something else. I do not say what I want to not be rude.

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buying and selling gold Hermosilla 67

Walking down a street in Madrid, I give this leaflet propaganda buying and selling gold. I do not understand what the hell has to see that side of the first picture with the business being advertised. I bet a friend that if you search "google image" the word "gold" that will surely ject and slugs in the top results. Bingo.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Painful Head Scissors

container of orange juice "English Cut"

orange juice "English Cut" is squeezed at the point of sale and one can see that is 100% natural. Consumers pay the high price for the work to let him save himself. The trouble is that after getting open the red cap plastic bottle that is sold is less work more tedious than squeezing oranges. Most times removed from the red plastic strip that is supposed to unlock the plug does not work and to try to loosen it, you have to exercise tremendous gripping force and a slippery surface is injured hand or wrist almost always. Often this is even possible to open and must turn to make an opening at the top with a knife, as shown in the photo accompanying this post. I can not understand how they keep selling this product that is supposed to qualité this shit defective or designed boat with her ass.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Miniskirts And Hi Heels With Old Man

Survey assessment of promotion of Danone

As well as being regular consumers of Danone products am also a collector of toys and general corporate commercial pet toys in particular, I checked into the web promotion Gananones because through it they could get figures of characters created by the brand.

The promotion itself was and still is a fucking mess: the web is chungalí flash and is designed with very bad taste, the phrases do not use capital letters, accents often forgotten, nor the support when you need to enter some text, yoghurt codes inside covers are always dirty and use a font that is read with much difficulty, the registration process is a pain, extra costs excessive charge for almost all the gifts even if you have enough points and you scorch mailings. So, even though every week consumption various brand products, once registered just turned three or four times to enter the product codes. Also, last but not least, ceased to be available only gifts that interested me-the families of plastic figures, with corporate character that I lost any interest in the promotion.

few days ago I received an email that encouraged me to participate in a survey of those in which it is assumed that tests the consumer satisfaction with the promotion and today I decided to answer it to convey my appreciation.

At first it seems that the survey, like the rest of the promotion is simply shoddy. Ask, for example, where you heard of the promotion. I knew reading the packaging of its products. But the answers may choose not to collect this possibility can not be left without selecting any of them. Compulsorily have to answer that one has heard of it by some method-a promotional television advertisement, another group website ...- so that the advertising agency that keeps track of Danone goes well stop. You begin to think badly. In this sense, the question that illustrate this post (click on it to enlarge it) is now in place. You can not answer that one has not changed their buying habits. It may be simple clumsiness in its development rather than Machiavellianism advertising, but the fact is that the results of this survey may indicate something other than the promotion Gananones has had a beneficial effect for the brand. What morraco.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Sadlier Vocab Units E

Gananones Breakfasts Home "Matías good morning"

This entry was a protest about a faulty delivery of this service breakfast. After five hours of publication, those responsible for the company contacted me, claimed to have misplaced my original email complaint, I asked politely apologized and promised to refund the amount of service. Thus no longer necessary to continue the original story appeared here.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Ovarian Cancer And Sore Breasts

Mar 30/mar / 10: Farewell to the Ecos de la Costa (End of Season 1)

Un mes después de su publicación paper, here's the latest episode of the first season of Lithic Column. As Zitarrosa said, "again, the gone and newcomers."




I: Good morning
I'm moving home. I lived for half a decade at the very center, within walking distance of the rides, festivals, theater Hidalgo, tacos of the doll, pharmacy Chicken and bells of the Basilica. This weekend my wife and I have been painting the new house and now we are finishing to take the furniture, apparatus and many, many books that have come out of closets, bookcases, from under the bed, bathrooms, back of cereal boxes, on top of the refrigerator, the hole under the stairs, and some lost behind piano. She insists that pull away or books, but I refuse to let go of them. While it may never finish reading the complete works of Winston Churchill, or very occasionally see when the three fat volumes of the ion edic 1976 of Webster , I can hardly think of losing them. So go and travel trips originate, and little by little, the books are finding place in the new space. Like us. Mysterious words today are: changes, partly close.

II: " This song is for the rats / who hurler Themselves Into The Ocean"
This is the last episode of the first season of Lithic Column. For reasons that should not be aired here, I decided to stop publishing in the Ecos de la Costa, but I did not do so without further ado, the pasteboard, but readers properly say goodbye and thank those who made it possible for these letters are read the dean of the press along Colima than 429 publications in which they talked about everything from the past of Homo neanderthalis the future of Homo galacticus, with special emphasis on the here and now of our beautiful Colima and entertaining characters.

stage was for me a very productive, very creative and joyful graphomania. The constant writing exercise makes you live differently every day, and going to antennae stops, always on the lookout for stories, details, lights can be turned into publishable column. So I sought to communicate what he saw of the everyday, and I think something was accomplished. I tried to guide me always (even before meeting them) words that Heriberto Yepez told Rogelio Guedea good "criticism is not without merit. Not to criticize you must be hero or saint. For that we pay the people: for you to do your job: Do not stay silent. Finally, write well. Thus, if the country does not change, at least, the tongue forward. "
So, like everything just starts to end, today we bid farewell, but yes, knowing that the urge to write is not going (and it was cold), but space is closed. The blog, for one, will continue to showcase these and other scriptures, and stay there with the full file Column Lithic until the bytes hold back. Throughout these years I had the pleasure of receiving messages from many readers via electronics. Thank them and them for their attention, and I encourage that this communication does not end. Thanks to the leadership of Ecos de la Costa, which allowed me to be with you every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday on page 5, and a special thanks to René González, who invited me to participate in this newspaper, and from whom I learned much, mostly by example. At page colleagues, was an honor to share space with you, particularly those who were my teachers for years and I can now call colleagues.

As one said, "that's all, folks." We will meet in the second season elsewhere. The reading I Ernesto@CuerdaCueroyCanto.com. The blog is still alive: www.ErnestoCortes.com. Good follow me: www.twitter.com / ErnestoCortes.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Australian Toaster Biscuits

Thursday 25/Mar/10: Those who profit from the need CircoMatromayTiatro



I: Good morning
My cousin, who is looking for work, was presented the day before yesterday Job Fair held in the auditorium Miguel de la Madrid. He distributed resumes (or curriculum?) In stands of various companies, and suddenly a guy came up to him to "provide jobs." He gave an appointment for the next day (Wednesday) at the premises of Telmex, assuring that it was a job in the telephone company. As my cousin is a very qualified systems engineer, was excited and thought that the post might well be yours. In the morning was smart and went to the appointment, in the building of Telefonos de Mexico's Constitution, looking for the "Bachelor Ochoa" that he had been told, will conduct the interview. Arriving at Telmex, said at the entrance by Mr. Ochoa, and the security guard pointed to a person who was in the hall (not in an office or behind a desk). The so-Ochoa said "ah, yes, look, nothing but the interviews I'm not doing here, but in Zaragoza 249", and my cousin went there, somewhat puzzled, but hopeful, as a good person who is looking for work. No idea that it was all a hoax. The mysterious words today are: chamba, traded, ethical.

II: Profit with the need
249 is found in Zaragoza with a surprise: it was not an interview to work, but a group operation to hook one of these "companies" that are a little bit here and then move to another city, after taking money from those who naively come in search of work. The country has several groups that operate this way: advertise job vacancies in newspapers and through flyers and make appointments which, instead of individual interviews, a display of skill to the labia sells the idea that "you are victorious," and that to be more winners will start their own business with products that provide them, and end selling (or trying to) cosmetics, most of the time. After a purge to stay with the aim teas desperate and weak, coupled come to what the "company" called "public relations course" or "training", they really are sessions for the final softening or because one feels committed, or because the psychological pressure edge to it, which originally looked for work done by borrowing money from friends and relatives in the hope of starting his "own business" obviously buying the product that originally they had been promised work. Needless to say, the products are of poor quality, and sold it to sell well in the end, almost impossible. Needless to say, no refunds.

There is nothing illegal in this modus operandi, because ultimately people voluntarily give their money to "companies" but there is a lot of immoral, there is nothing unethical. Unfortunately, these "companies" have all corners covered, and there is no way to accuse to do something outside the law. However, in this case there is something very murky, as they are presented with the facade of being Telmex, and within the telephone company is someone who is allowing this to happen, as the "Licensed Ochoa operates from within the building Telmex, and then sold to the idea that candidates will work to Carlos Slim, which is not negligible in this country. Another alarming issue is that the coupling occurs in the context of an official event, which is the Job Fair, also using the image and resources of the State Government and other government entities that support the initiative.

Hopefully the authorities (and Telus) to take action on the matter, however legal it may be the company that operates the local street Zaragoza, recruitment means they are doing anything right, and are hanging from the prestige and resources of others to profit from the need.

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s02 E06: Mornings of April and May



Last Sunday premiered at the Teatro Hidalgo work Mornings April and May, the playwright Emilio Carballido Veracruz recently died (no marriages reached all law, now that gay marriages are legal in Mexico City), under the direction of Ignacio Escárcega (former coordinator national theater in the INBA), Hector Castañeda (director of Rent , Captain Gazpacho and Porcupine , among others) as an assistant director, and Sergio Morales (director general del Teatro Hidalgo) as general producer. This work is part of the Theatre School program, an initiative for middle and high school students (this time) to attend the theater and enjoy the works attractive and well made, with the intention to plant in them the seed of love for this art.

On this occasion, for mounting Mornings of April and May followed a procedure uncommon in Colima, starting open auditions in December (which was attended by 37 candidates), where a selection was made that ended in the 12 actors on stage are some professionally dedicated to the performing arts (such as Jesus Villalpando, Manuel Martinez, who are teachers), others with several books to his credit (Isabel Balboa - Porcupine , Multiple Choice, Rosario Gomez - Rent , Porcupine ) and other, more novel, for which this show is its first major production. Most of the latter, by Indeed, emerging from the ranks of CEDART Juan Rulfo, which speaks well of the work done at this institution.

The disparity in the tables of the members of the cast was more or less filed down, but inevitably soon left the whole tomato, especially in matters of diction. Still, the director had arranged for uniform interpretation and not look like a work excessively uneven, but as a product generally well rounded, with details one would expect of a function of opening, but amachine the potential to eventually, considering that the work has at least 70 performances ahead. Text is

good and entertaining, but has elements and messages that, at this point, and should be exceeded in the social (however, as to speak ill of Emilio Carballido in this country is so sacrilegious as to speak ill of the virgin, better let us ignore this and pretend I said nothing.) This is not a theater cryptic or just started, but a work that can be enjoyed by everyone, including adolescents who are scheduled this season, as history shows a couple, Palmira (Stephanie Arellano) and Adrian (Abraham Rosas) that is located in the romantic-erotic awakening, and get involved in situations that are presented in such a way that moves to the identification the viewer with the character. In that sense, it is a good choice for Theater School.

Rosario Gomez, who put Rent sensuality Mimi again to display their charms (and a work that is more mature) in the role of Juliet, the mother of Palmyra, who lives an affair with Nicolas (Ivan Rodriguez - Jesus Gomez 2009), brother of the love of his daughter, who in turn, on the other hand, is beset by Oscar (Manuel Martinez), his stepfather. Rodriguez, incidentally, is an excellent choice of casting, as has the presence and the naturalness of the bully older brother who is linked to the lady the building opposite, it is also the best performance with vocal, and singing gets to do some background vocals to a duet with rock work, harmonious sound.

There are times particularly well made, and every time the characters are moved by truck or taxi, where good choreography (and the work of Jonathan Garcia, who plays driver and adds grace) creates one of those moments that one leaves the theater, and for a moment immerses himself in the fiction of the invisible car in which the actors are assembled. Light suggests some very aesthetic moments, like the scene of romance and Adrian Palmira in her room, although sometimes it is distracting, as well as light downstage half stalls and there is an excess of photons flying (or vibrating, according ) in the environment, creating the opposite effect to the above: you agree that you are in the theater to see a bright neighbors spectators and the magic balloon escapes from between the fingers.

Firstly, the set-designed by Arturo Nava - imposes. This is a pair of movable structures of two floors each, with a half step nteante Serpe and geometric design looks much and gives a particular dynamic. However, during construction, set design is moved only once, resulting in a waste, as one would think that the love handles and agility give the curved lines of its design would provide for a much greater aesthetic play on stage. Structures ultimately fulfilled its function, are used to the fullest and there is flexibility in use, but also end up having some elefantesco therefore lack the audacity to break the monotonous symmetry of mirror that are placed before function.

A deficiency is striking in this work is the lack of a musical director. The cast have Castrejón Milton, a very talented multi-instrumentalist who is putting the soundtrack live, but with whom it is evident that there was no work beyond that to learn the songs and minimal marking. Without music consultant, no one came, for example, the places where jazz could be played with electric guitar, and boleros with acoustic guitar (plus you could put a microphone discreetly voiced), there is no consistency when his character goes beyond the musical accompaniment and has to interact with others in the scene. Moreover, the text specifically demand that the player can sing and play guitar, and none of the two conditions are met, because at the time of the show, she does playback (still supposedly studying his character guitar), and when the singing (both individual and group) the thing does not go very in tune to say. Since this is a work with such music, it seems strange that the production is not worried about having the choirs who ride and work more in detail with the musician and singer, who in three months of rehearsals easier it would have taught the two chords the song that has to interpret.

A eliminársele could work at least two scenes, without prejudice to the story (although it would be a pity for the actors playing supporting characters), since the function is extended by more than an hour and a half, and no intermission, but going all fluently, and there comes a point as a spectator, complete with comedy, begins to stir in the seat. There are scenes transition without much significance (and neither are very well done) that could be cut to benefit the public.

Anyway. They say the experts out there function 20 everything starts to fall into place. We will see what will be the evolution of Mornings April and May, it is expected that within a month we are seeing a show even more round, and filing. In the meantime, teens who attend will see out fun and happy.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Supplies Do You Need Dog

20/mar/10 Saturday: The state government / Theatre


I: Good Morning Little
little is seeing the current state administration intends to put his own stamp and, although not stated explicitly, to draw the line with respect to the above. There are positive indications of this: the return of economic resources -or at least the announcement of it, for now, the Centre for Women's Support (Silverio Cavazos money had been withdrawn yet despite the exhortations of the local Congress ), the cancellation of the gift u No public land that the former governor had a private hospital, day before yesterday, and how to change the taste, the donation of land of 4,500 square meters to Tato Foundation, which cares for autistic children so that there is built a complex that will serve children and their families. Moreover, with crisis and all, the cultural infrastructure continues to grow, and last week opened a new cultural center in the eastern part of the city. That is the thing, actually, is not as worse as some would like it to be. The mysterious words today are: government, art, theater.

II: A scene
theater has been much activity in recent days here in town. In the light environment, Campoverde presented High School Musical, a work in which he invested much money in advertising and production but very poor artistic invoice. However, the theater filled House of Culture and had their blockbuster, as I said before, pop sells well, too bad that the content is so empty.

Within the theater over to Dever, last Sunday was the premiere of April Morning ma I , Emilio Carballido, production of the Ministry of Culture for which there was a casting in December, involving both professional actors and young to be starting in the battles theater. This play, directed by Ignacio Escarcega, with sets by Arturo Nava, will be in theaters by good time at the Hidalgo, and write about it on Sunday in the weekly.

In the atmosphere of another theater ("as the north, but farther north," said the critics in a National Sample Theatre), the company Cuatro Milpas continues with a solo performance festival that starts the celebrations its tenth anniversary. The weekend past was Gawain Ariadna with intimacy, and this weekend, starting tomorrow, the actor Christian Rangel presented the monologue Anubis, which opened last year and garnered rave reviews for its bold design and implementation on the scene, with a rare scenic arrangement for the theater you see in Colima, and excellent use of lighting resources, with digital screenings of the actor's body and a very good selection of music. The text also has its own, and those that cause an effect at first, but remains and continues to cause even when you think you already forgot the play.

functions Mornings April and May are in the Hidalgo weekdays at 8:30 am (yes, am) and 4:00 pm, with a special invitation to high school and college students organized through their addresses, although I suppose also opening the general public. The three unique presentations Anubis will be in the Theater Workshop of the Culture House, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at 8:30 pm. Admission is free, and is a special occasion to enjoy a level theater is not much in Colima, so.

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